How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
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I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
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He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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