K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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