so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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