it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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