Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
he shaved USA in his pubs
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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