i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
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I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Don't tell me you're on acid again
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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