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(586): View more from Michigan

All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.

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(650): View more from California

im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.

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(281): View more from Texas

Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.

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(519): View more from Ontario

Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?

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(518): View more from New York

Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.

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