The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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