Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Dear god my vagina.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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