just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Operation Purity has been aborted
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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