Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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