Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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