He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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