This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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Green mimosas i think yes
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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