it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
false alarm, still single
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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