Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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