Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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