I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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