We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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