i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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