Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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