Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
