I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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