are you so shy because you have an std?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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