She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
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I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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