yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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