ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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