i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
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All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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