Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
Randomize
