Me too!
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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