somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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