Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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