Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
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I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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