Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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