8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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