Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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