So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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