I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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