I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Blood and glitter go together right?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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