All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
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if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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