this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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