Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I wanna passion pit in your ass
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Let's get the cat blown out
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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