Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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And the cops told us we were all naked.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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