birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
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at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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