I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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