At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
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He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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