I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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