in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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