So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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