yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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