Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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