We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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