holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I have post one night stand depression
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