it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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