Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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